Tips from the Mystic Chef How to make the softest Beef dish in town Are you tired of boiling beef for countless hours before it is tender & soft? If so, our mystic chef has the answer to your problems. step #1. make sure that you buy a nice piece of beef from the market. step #2. instead of the ANCIENT habit of boiling THE meat before cooking IT, you should cook the meat in a covered pan without water. step #3. when most of the meat’s natural water and juices come out it will be ready to be cooked with other ingredients. Another surefire way to soften beef for frying slice beef to desired PORTION and pat with baking soda for 15 minutes, then fry in medium heat.

Miss Mambajao 2008 Kimberly Rose G. Radin It started as a beautiful night and ended as a perfect event to welcome barangay Mambajao’s 2008 May fiesta. The Miss Mambajao pagent last week saw a very young and smart Miss Kimberly Rose Radin win the crown in a very tight contest with her fellow contestants. First runner up went to Miss Mayra Maris Gamayot who won most of the pagents major awards. 2nd runner up was Anamie Duhaylungsod who also won the Peoples Choice special award. The 3rd runner up went to Kris Belandres who was also voted as Miss Congeniality. 4th runner up was Miss Juvelyn Auditor. As  Miss Mambajao, Kimberly is automatically a contestant for the Miss Maasin City pagent.

Sunshine Girl Ma. Corazon Undras Nick name: Coi Address: Hindang, Leyte Age: 22 years old Birthday: May 7, 1986 School: South Western University Hobbies: Reading Books, Listening music Favorite Food:  chocolate & fried chicken Favorite Music: Emo & Alternative

Laughs From The Internet

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The unique Manaya Resort    Hidden between the towns of Padre Burgos and Macrohon is a place where one can relax with the entire family. Its called Manaya Resort.   There is no other place like it in Southern Leyte for it has an infinity pool which has an excellent view of Limasawa island, nice barbecue pits and a giant pool slide for kids. They have a resto-bar which can serve fast food and exquisite drinks.

The Romana Looking for a nice place to stay while in Maasin? Look no further, the beautiful Cafe Romana is finally open for business and with it the opening of the 13 room Villa Romana Hotel over-looking Maasin bay.